It fell out the window!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My poor girls! The air conditioner upstairs is broken! It is super hot up there and no where for them to sleep down here! So Bill suggested a small window unit. Okay you all know Vallerie is super destructive... I had visions of that thing falling all the way down even before we left Lowes!

Bill and Vallerie had the privilege of installing it. The word "install" is used here VERY loosely. Basically they secured it with the window sill. Seriously rigged here as it is not permanent just until they come to fix the main one. The window unit and two Styrofoam things to block the side openings. Bill did need one tool so he send Vallerie down to get a "fullups" screwdriver. Bill had her made repeat it to him 3 times and she still said it like that. (Made me laugh)

All installed and we were ready for bed... I had the girls come down and talked about touching the air conditioner. Really DON'T touch it. I told them if they touched it then it would fall out of the window and could "kill the dog" I play that card ever since Vallerie fed M&Ms to Scooter. (different and TOTALLY hysterical story) any way where was I.

Oh so I also told them both, that if one sister touched it then the other one needs to YELL "She is touching it!" They love that...
Off to bed they went. Bill and I were watching Big Ban Theory for about ten minutes when we here the scream!

Victoria screams... then runs down and yells (arms flailing) to us. "IT FELL, IT FELL, No one touched it, we were in bed, it just FELL."

I said, "OUT THE WINDOW!!!" OMG!!! OMG!!!
Vic said, "Come quick!!!"

Now you can all imagine the Bill's face. Bill stomps up the stairs mumbling "you know she touched it!"
Vic yelled "NO, no one touched it we were in bed."

Bill said to me, "you know that can't fall unless someone touches it."

Bill swings the door open and we see.... the air conditioner in place. HUH!

Vic yells, "SEEEE there it is, the air conditioner FELL!"

Bill pick up the piece of Styrofoam and says "this?"

Vic "YESS, we didn't touch it"
I said," That is NOT the air conditioner this is (and touched it)"

She thought she was going to be in trouble! She was frantic!
Funny now... not funny then.

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