This is a quick Vallerie story.... Michele was watching the girls so we could go to Will's final swim banquet and retold this story to me.
Vic and Gracie (Michele's daughter) were playing and normally they play nicely but this time they must have been really bossy to Vallerie. She came down stairs and said to Michele that they girls are bossing her around and Michele was trying to counsel her to tell them not to boss her around. Vallerie had a better idea.... "I can't wait until I grow up and they will be little girls and then I can boss them!"
Michele I may need a little help to get the words exact!
MyBill and Cat in Paris
Paris on the bridge!
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
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I have been sick! I don't know what I have but I no longer have a voice.
I sent Vic off to spend the night with Jean because Really I can't fuss at them with no voice.
Vallerie stayed with me. The next day I was taking a bath and here comes Vallerie. There is no thing as privacy in my house. I can't tell you the last time I went to the bathroom alone.
Anyway here comes Vallerie waltzing in naked. I said what are you doing.
Val: I am going to take a bath with you.
Me: No you are not... you are too old for that
Val: Fine I will watch you.
Me: No, put your clothes on and you can watch TV on my big bed.
She comes in with just the panties and watches me begin to shave my legs
Val: You know I saw this on TV.
Me: What exactly did you see on TV? (always better to ask before I freak out....)
Val: Well you do that thing on your legs so that you can be closer to people
Don't you want to be closer to people? Sometimes you are not too close to Bill?
Well if you do that often, then you will be closer to him. You do love him right and want to be closer so that is what you have to do then.
And then she just waltz out. Like a little product placement in the middle of my life. Similar to Biggest Looser just without the music!
CC
I sent Vic off to spend the night with Jean because Really I can't fuss at them with no voice.
Vallerie stayed with me. The next day I was taking a bath and here comes Vallerie. There is no thing as privacy in my house. I can't tell you the last time I went to the bathroom alone.
Anyway here comes Vallerie waltzing in naked. I said what are you doing.
Val: I am going to take a bath with you.
Me: No you are not... you are too old for that
Val: Fine I will watch you.
Me: No, put your clothes on and you can watch TV on my big bed.
She comes in with just the panties and watches me begin to shave my legs
Val: You know I saw this on TV.
Me: What exactly did you see on TV? (always better to ask before I freak out....)
Val: Well you do that thing on your legs so that you can be closer to people
Don't you want to be closer to people? Sometimes you are not too close to Bill?
Well if you do that often, then you will be closer to him. You do love him right and want to be closer so that is what you have to do then.
And then she just waltz out. Like a little product placement in the middle of my life. Similar to Biggest Looser just without the music!
CC
Sunday, April 4, 2010
She stole my wish!
Picture the scene:
Bill leaves early for work. I am actually on time with everyone getting ready. We are five minutes from walking out the door. I tell Vallerie to was her face and hands while I am getting Victoria to brush her hair.
Vallerie runs over with a eyelash with joy and admiration in her eyes. She has a wish and she owns something in this little life. She extends her hand in almost slow motion.
Victoria see this beloved wish and snatches it ninja est right off the tip of her finger! Made a wish and then promptly dropped the eyelash.
This sets in motion a 15 mins old fashion crying jag! Vic was under the impression you have a game with this eyelash to see who really owns it. I say if something falls off your own body you can keep it!
Vallerie cried through putting her shoes, sweater, brushing hair... on and on. I tried to get another eye lash from MY own eye but no luck. On and on ... she stole my wish, she stole my wish. I had enough!
Victoria pipes in... well you can have your wish back because mind didn't come true! My wish was for you to not cry anymore!
Well that just set it off again!!! finally she calmed somewhat and I said... wish on that star (we were in the car 20min later, already dropped Vic off at day care..BTW LATE for work!). She said...I don't see a star, Fine! WISH on the MOON!!!!
Final words from Vallerie...But I don't know what to wish for...
I give up!
Bill leaves early for work. I am actually on time with everyone getting ready. We are five minutes from walking out the door. I tell Vallerie to was her face and hands while I am getting Victoria to brush her hair.
Vallerie runs over with a eyelash with joy and admiration in her eyes. She has a wish and she owns something in this little life. She extends her hand in almost slow motion.
Victoria see this beloved wish and snatches it ninja est right off the tip of her finger! Made a wish and then promptly dropped the eyelash.
This sets in motion a 15 mins old fashion crying jag! Vic was under the impression you have a game with this eyelash to see who really owns it. I say if something falls off your own body you can keep it!
Vallerie cried through putting her shoes, sweater, brushing hair... on and on. I tried to get another eye lash from MY own eye but no luck. On and on ... she stole my wish, she stole my wish. I had enough!
Victoria pipes in... well you can have your wish back because mind didn't come true! My wish was for you to not cry anymore!
Well that just set it off again!!! finally she calmed somewhat and I said... wish on that star (we were in the car 20min later, already dropped Vic off at day care..BTW LATE for work!). She said...I don't see a star, Fine! WISH on the MOON!!!!
Final words from Vallerie...But I don't know what to wish for...
I give up!
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