My dear friends I alluded to the episode involving Victoria and Scooter so I thought I would write it all out for you.
This was about a year ago and we were having a small problem with Vallerie dropping things. Including M&Ms and a whole host of things that could do Scooter in!
I was in the other room and both girls asked if they could shake Mr. M's hand. (This is a large red M&M that Jean gave the girls that when you pull its hand lever it dispenses a few M&Ms. )
All is fine and then comes... the scream. There is always a scream...I mean really why is there always a scream. Could it be girls?
Anyway, the scream and then in runs Victoria, " Vallerie fed an M&M to Scooter!"
Vallerie, "No he didn't eat it"
Vic, "Yes he did"
Vallerie, "No he just licked it..."
Really... I have to decided how much chocolate is enough to kill the dog.
I ask Vallerie again, "Really if you gave it to him I need to know because he could die"
Well.... you would NOT believe the drama when that little bombshell landed in Vic's head.
Vic: HE IS GOING TO DIE! Vallerie has killed Scooter.
The tears were more than I could even describe... she dissolved into a puddle on the floor.
Let me briefly pause to fill you in on Scooter's actual state. He looks fine. REALLY fine. Walking around, drinking water, nothing too big. Totally NORMAL!!!
I am beginning to think he is fine, but then I had a bigger problem and her name is Vic.
She is crying, and has in her head the whole picture of Scooter's death in the morning. You and Bill are going to wake up in the morning and he is going to be dead... dead....
I just love his little face....
She goes on to say, I can't believe he is going to die. I just love his cute little face. I won't be able to see his cute little face. I love his face. Over and Over!
On and on. What is it with the girls and the drama.
Long story short.... he was fine, he is still fine... no need to worry about the face!
CC
This was about a year ago and we were having a small problem with Vallerie dropping things. Including M&Ms and a whole host of things that could do Scooter in!
I was in the other room and both girls asked if they could shake Mr. M's hand. (This is a large red M&M that Jean gave the girls that when you pull its hand lever it dispenses a few M&Ms. )
All is fine and then comes... the scream. There is always a scream...I mean really why is there always a scream. Could it be girls?
Anyway, the scream and then in runs Victoria, " Vallerie fed an M&M to Scooter!"
Vallerie, "No he didn't eat it"
Vic, "Yes he did"
Vallerie, "No he just licked it..."
Really... I have to decided how much chocolate is enough to kill the dog.
I ask Vallerie again, "Really if you gave it to him I need to know because he could die"
Well.... you would NOT believe the drama when that little bombshell landed in Vic's head.
Vic: HE IS GOING TO DIE! Vallerie has killed Scooter.
The tears were more than I could even describe... she dissolved into a puddle on the floor.
Let me briefly pause to fill you in on Scooter's actual state. He looks fine. REALLY fine. Walking around, drinking water, nothing too big. Totally NORMAL!!!
I am beginning to think he is fine, but then I had a bigger problem and her name is Vic.
She is crying, and has in her head the whole picture of Scooter's death in the morning. You and Bill are going to wake up in the morning and he is going to be dead... dead....
I just love his little face....
She goes on to say, I can't believe he is going to die. I just love his cute little face. I won't be able to see his cute little face. I love his face. Over and Over!
On and on. What is it with the girls and the drama.
Long story short.... he was fine, he is still fine... no need to worry about the face!
CC
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